I repeat:
How is it that Tobias hasn’t been shot yet?
Or really harmed even a little bit. Everyone else either gets shot or dies, and he’s like:
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
Somebody that I used to know - by 3 year old Swedish boy (by skurtan81)
this is basically how I sing it
“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
technically those two events happened in the reverse order.
maybe tfios is john recovering from major octopus-testing head trauma
but he would definitely do it again
i mean he’s done this three times
never underestimate John Green
#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies
